Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Sticky Date Pudding with Toffee Sauce


This is so rich, moist and sinful, I know I'm going to hell.

A special request from GBF, discussed over dinner at Buko Nero last week. Since he, Miss Z and Miss A are coming over, we can all go to hell together and be damned happy on the journey down.

Hells yeah.

For 6 puddings:

  • 120g dates, stones removed
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 45g unsalted butter, softened
  • 85g caster sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 85g flour
  • ¼ teaspoon allspice
  • ¼ teaspoon cinnamon
  • ¼ teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg

Preheat oven to 180ºC and grease 6 ramekins or muffin pan.

Chuck the dates in a bowl and cover with boiling water for a few minutes until softened. Drain the dates and whizz them in a food processor until you have a purée.

Meanwhile, cream your butter and sugar until pale, and add the eggs, flour, baking soda and spices. Mix together well, then fold in the puréed dates. Pour into ramekins or muffin cups till half full and bake for 30 minutes.


While the pudding is cooking, make the toffee sauce:

  • 60g unsalted butter
  • 60g brown sugar
  • 70ml cream

Put the butter, sugar and cream in a pan over a low heat until the sugar has dissolved and the sauce has thickened and darkened in colour.

Run a knife around each pudding and turn upside down to unmold. Pour some toffee sauce onto a plate and nestle a pudding in the middle of the lovely toffee puddle. Serve with a side of vanilla ice cream.

    Guinness Beef Pie


    Beef and booze, all wrapped up into buttery pastry. Artery clogging and oh so sinful.

    It's quintessential pub grub and I've been meaning to make it for ages. I'm amazed at how similar it is to Boeuf Bourguignon in terms of technique and ingredients. Substitute Guinness for wine and it's basically the same thing. Goes to show that good food is good food no matter where you are in the world.

    Since I'm doing a pie, I'm using more flour for a thicker gravy. If you want to have it as a stew, use 2 tablespoons of flour instead of 3.

    And if you can't be arsed with making your own pastry, store-bought shortcrust or puff pastry works just as well.

    • 800g beef brisket, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
    • 1 onion, finely diced
    • 3 cloves of garlic, minced
    • 3 small carrots, diced
    • 2 potatoes, diced
    • 8 mushrooms, sliced
    • 1 spring of rosemary, finely chopped
    • 1 sprig of thyme, finely chopped
    • 2 bay leaves
    • 1 330ml can of Guinness
    • 1 beef stock cube
    • 3 tablespoons flour
    • 1 tablespoon butter
    • Olive oil
    • Freshly ground salt and pepper to taste
    • 1.5 portion of shortcrust pastry
    • 1 beaten egg with 1 tablespoon water

    Wash and pat dry beef cubes. Roll them around in some flour till evenly coated and set aside.

    In a large pot, heat olive oil over high heat and sear the beef cubes till browned and set aside.

    In the same pot, turn the heat down to medium and saute onions and garlic till soft and translucent. Add the butter, carrots and potatoes and saute for a few minutes. Next, add the beef cubes, sprinkle the flour over and mix well.

    Pour in the Guinness and top up with water till ingredients are covered, add the stock cube and herbs and season with freshly ground black pepper and salt to taste. Bring to a boil, then turn the heat down to low and simmer for 2 hours till meat is tender.

    Add mushrooms to the stew and cook for a further 10 minutes. In the meantime, roll out the shortcrust pastry and preheat the oven to 200C.


    To assemble the pie, pour the stew into an ovenproof baking dish and cover the pie with the pastry. Trim the edges so that you have a 1.5 inch perimeter. Scrunch the edges down into the side of the dish and use the back of a fork to make little lines.

    Pierce a few holes in the top of the pie and brush with the egg and water mixture. Bake for 15 - 20 minutes until pastry is golden brown and serve immediately.

    Monday, August 30, 2010

    The Sweet Escape

    I'm most definitely in a sweet mood this week.

    Sugary comfort treats like After Eight Macarons - pretty green shells with a mint chocolate filling. Perhaps some Fruit Custard Tartlets. Or even a Key Lime Pie.

    Anyway, I'm kinda running out of ideas, so if anyone has any requests or suggestions, just send them my way.



    If I could escape I would but,
    First of all, let me say
    I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way
    Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor
    It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator
    Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?

    If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world
    And I could be your favourite girl forever, perfectly together
    Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet
    If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl
    I didn't mean for you to get hurt
    We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet?

    I want to get away, to our sweet escape
    I want to get away, yeah

    Loaded Double Chocolate Chip Cookies


    Nothing quite beats the smell of freshly-baked cookies, especially if they're fully loaded with walnuts, dark and white chocolate.

    The basic recipe is courtesy of a baking classic Joy of Cooking, and I've just piled on an obscene amount of chocolate and nuts. Oh joy...

    Anyway, these are really easy and fast to make. From start to wash-up, 45 minutes max. So, there's really no excuse to settle for crappy supermarket cookies now is there?

    • 140g all-purpose flour
    • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 115g unsalted butter, softened
    • 100g white sugar
    • 110g brown sugar
    • 1 egg
    • 1.5 teaspoon vanilla extract
    • 1 cup dark chocolate chips
    • 1/2 cup white chocolate chips
    • 3/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans

    Preheat the oven to 190C. In a large bowl, beat flour, salt and baking soda until well blended.

    With an electric mixer, beat sugars and butter with the paddle attachment until smooth. Add the flour and continue beating till well mixed.

    Next, add the eggs and vanilla extract and beat till you get a smooth batter. Finally, fold in the chocolate and nuts and mix well.

    Drop teaspoon sized globs onto a baking tray, spacing them 2 inches apart (the cookies will spread while baking). Bake for 8 - 10 minutes until slightly coloured on top and edges are brown. Let cool completely.

    Sunday with the flu

    I may not have the flu, but watching back-to-back episodes of Hoarders and Dancing with the Stars is a sure-fire way to depress myself and quite possibly my immune system.

    Between the stupefaction of people living amidst garbage, to cheesiness of D-listers and has-beens doing the foxtrot, I've vegetated myself into a blue funk.

    Thank god for good music to perk me up.



    Closed my door, forgot my key, missed my bus in the pouring rain
    It's been the usual sunday with a flu
    And I just can't get over you

    Burnt my toast and lost your number, cut my finger, spilled my beer
    It's been the usual sunday with a flu
    And I just can't get over you

    I put your stockings in my purple boots
    What if I don't get over you?

    Had a chat and left my hat, ate my dog and walked my cat
    It's been the usual sunday with a flu
    And I just can't get over you

    I put your stockings in my purple boots
    What if I don't get over you?

    Sunday, August 29, 2010

    Rosy Borscht


    Man... I've been putting this off for ages and the beets and parsnips in the fridge are almost qualifying for senior citizen benefits.

    This version is more vegetable based, with only the beef or chicken stock providing the meat factor. However, if you prefer a meatier soup, start by simmering a slab of stewing beef in the stock. When nice and tender, shred fine and set aside. Then follow the recipe below, making sure that the vegetables are finely diced and sliced. Skip the blending and add the beef strips at the end for a chunky meat and veggie soup.

    Serves 2 for a meal and 4 as an appetizer:

    • 500ml beef or chicken broth
    • 1 onion, diced
    • 1 garlic clove, minced
    • 1 beetroot, diced
    • 1 carrot, diced
    • 1 parsnip, diced
    • 1 potato, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
    • 1 cup red cabbage, thinly sliced
    • 1 leek, thinly sliced
    • 1 bay leaf
    • 1/4 cup chopped fresh dill
    • 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
    • Sour cream
    • Freshly ground salt and pepper to taste


    In a large soup pot, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil over medium heat. Saute the onions and garlic till soft and translucent.


    Add beets, carrots, parsnip, potato and bay leaf and mix well.


    Add the beef stock and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer for about 50 minutes to an hour until vegetables are tender.


    Add the cabbage, leek, dill and vinegar and continue to simmer for another 10 - 15 minutes till cooked through. Season with freshly ground salt and pepper to taste.

    Remove the bay leaf and pour the contents of the pot into a food processor and blend till thick and smooth. If you prefer a chunky soup, skip the blending and serve as is.

    Dot with a glob of sour cream for some flavour and contrast and serve hot.

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    Friday, August 27, 2010

    Mini Pavlova Redux


    I'm in a bit of a kawaii mood of late so reduxing the Berry Awesome Pavlova but shrinking them down instead.

    They're just so cute I could die.

    Some old-school obscure Queen is perfect for an afternoon like this.



    I like to sit here in the sunshine
    Trees in the fields are green sublime
    Suspended in time
    And dawn it make you feel small

    I like to sit here by the fire's light
    The trees in the fields lie bed to the night
    The stars burn bright
    And dawn it make you feel small

    Everyone needs a place they can hide
    Hide away find space to be alone
    Everyone needs a place they can hide
    Every one needs to find peace sublime

    I like to sit here in the autumn time
    The trees in the fields they russle in the wind
    The church bells gently chime
    Gentle on your mind
    Suspended in time and dawn it make you feel small

    Everyone needs a place they can hide
    Everyone needs to find peace sublime

    Ohh... peace of mind

    Everyone needs a place they can hide
    Hide away find space to be alone

    Thursday, August 26, 2010

    Roast Chicken with Lemon & Thyme


    Today I'm going back to basics because there's nothing as delicious as a perfectly roasted chicken.

    Over the years, I've picked up techniques from people and books, and combined them into what I think makes for a great recipe.

    • 1 chicken
    • 1 lemon
    • 3 cloves garlic, smashed and peeled
    • 3 tablespoons olive oil
    • 3 sprigs of thyme
    • 1 tablespoon roasted garlic paste
    • Freshly ground salt and black pepper
    • 1 cup chicken stock

    Remove leaves from one stalk of thyme and finely chop, putting the rest aside. In a large bowl, whisk together the olive oil, juice of half the lemon (save the skin), thyme, garlic paste, salt and pepper.

    Wash and clean the chicken, removing the head and feet. Make sure the chicken is patted dry with paper towels, both inside and out.

    Squeeze the juice of the other half of the lemon into the cavity of the chicken, rubbing well. Stuff in the cloves of garlic, remaining two sprigs of thyme and the lemon rinds into the cavity. Using a skewer, "sew" the skin to close the cavity.

    Stuffing the cavity with the lemon and herbs keeps the bird moist and as the chicken cooks, imparts a rich lemon and herb flavour to the meat.


    Now, you want to truss the chicken. Trussing keeps the wings and legs close to the chicken and the wingtips tucked under. This allows the chicken to cook evenly, without the wings and legs drying out, as well as prevents the wing tips from burning.

    First, tie a loop of twine around the neck of the chicken. Then cross over the back and loop around the wing tips.


    Make another cross and bring the twine to the front of the chicken. Bring the leg ends together and tie off with the twine.


    Place the prepared chicken in the bowl of marinating liquid and coat well all around. Leave the chicken breast down and cover with cling film. Leave to marinate in the fridge for 2 hours.

    Preheat the oven to 160C. Prepare a baking dish with a small wire rack at the bottom and pour in the chicken stock.


    The reason I like the bird elevated is that the bottom cooks nice and crisp. I really hate for the bottom to swim around in the juices and get all soggy.

    Why the chicken stock at the bottom of the pan? In the hot oven, it turns to steam, and keeps the bird moist and juicy. It also catches the drippings from the chicken for a nice jus to go with the roasted bird.

    Roast at 160C for 1 hour, making sure you rotate it every now and then so it roasts evenly. Use the leftover marinade to baste. In the last 15 minutes, crank up the temperature to 190C so the skin gets golden and crisp.

    When done, remove from oven and let the chicken rest for 15 minutes. In the meantime, pour the juices from the roasting pan into a saucepan and boil until reduce until thick for a nice jus.

    Gnocchi with Summer Vegetables


    I'm giving gnocchi another chance, and trying out Cuz from Canada's suggestion.

    Panfried in butter, then finished off with some lemon juice at the end, the sauce is a classic French brown butter sauce. The green zucchini and mushrooms should make for a nice light complement.

    I'm making this as a side, so have ready 2 small portions of gnocchi for this recipe.

    • 1/2 zucchini, diced
    • 5 mushrooms, sliced
    • 4 tablespoons butter
    • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
    • Freshly ground black pepper and salt

    Cook gnocchi in a large pot of salted water until they float to the surface.

    In the meantime, saute zucchini and mushrooms with 2 tablespoons butter in a frying pan until tender. Remove from pan and set aside.

    When the gnocchi are cooked, add the remaining 2 tablespoons of butter and saute gnocchi until the butter browns slightly. Add the cooked zucchini and mushrooms and toss well. Add the lemon juice right at the end, along freshly ground black pepper and salt to taste and serve immediately.

    Tuesday, August 24, 2010

    Leek, Mushroom and Bacon Quiche


    Ack. It's the curse of the fridge clean-out day, plus the sheer laziness of not wanting to go to the supermarket.

    I thought I'd do quiche again, seeing that the earlier post didn't have too many pictures. And besides, I love quiche, and it will make a good lunch for tomorrow as well. I'm going to do the short version here, so click here for more details on technique and excessive blah blah blah.

    For the shortcrust dough:

    • 125g all-purpose flour
    • 1/2 teaspoon salt
    • 110g cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/2 inch bits
    • 1/4 cup iced water, plus more as needed

    Dump in all the dry ingredients into the food processor or mixer with a dough hook, throw in the butter and shortening. Whizz it around until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs.

    Add the water slowly, until the dough starts to clump onto the blade or hook into a single mass. Remove and place onto a floured surface. Knead lightly until it forms a consistent ball. Roll it up into a ball and cover with cling wrap. Chill an hour in the fridge before using.


    Preheat oven to 190C and grease a quiche tin. Roll out the dough in a circle 2 inches larger than the quiche tin on a floured surface.


    Place the dough sheet over the greased quiche dish, gently press down into the bottom. Trim the excess dough 1/4 inch from the edge and crimp with your fingers to make the edge of the crust.


    Prick the bottom with a fork. Place a piece of parchment or greaseproof paper over the crust, then fill with rice/ dry beans/ ceramic or glass baking beans. Bake for 7 to 10 minutes till light golden brown.

    For the filling:

    • 2 eggs
    • 240ml cream
    • 1/2 stalk leek, sliced
    • 3 mushrooms, sliced
    • 4 rashers bacon, sliced and browned
    • Salt and pepper to taste
    • 2 tablespoon butter cut into pea-sized dots

    Lightly beat eggs, cream, salt and pepper in a bowl. Arrange the sliced leek, mushrooms and bacon in the crust, then pour over the egg and cream mixture. Dot with butter and bake at 190C for 25 - 30 minutes or until quiche has puffed and browned.

    Monday, August 23, 2010

    Cream Puffs


    Little pillows of manna these little babies are.

    I think these were the wise words of Yoda or some other pointy-eared person.

    Choux pastry really isn't that difficult to make. With some elbow grease and a weighing scale to make sure the ingredients are exactly right, following the instructions should leave you with a perfect puff.

    Choux can be deceptive buggers though. They come out of the oven all crisp and perfect, only to become wet and soggy as it cools. This is because the moisture from the uncooked centres spreads to the outside crust. To prevent this, puncture small puffs to release the steam. For larger puffs, slit into half and remove the uncooked centres. According to the legendary Julia Child, this is the only way to keep them puffs crisp and perfect.

    For the choux pastry, makes about 20 small puffs.
    • 120ml water
    • 45g unsalted butter, cut into pieces
    • 1 teaspoon sugar
    • 45g plain flour
    • 2 eggs

    Preheat oven to 220C. Bring water to a boil in a saucepan with the butter and sugar, and boil slowly until melted.

    Remove the saucepan from heat and immediately pour in all the flour at once. Beat the crap out of it with a wooden spoon until completely blended. Return the saucepan to the stove and continue to beat for 1 - 2 minutes until the mixture leaves the sides of the pan and spoon. The paste should form a mass and an oily film will coat the pan.

    Remove the saucepan from the heat and make a well in the centre of the paste with the spoon. Immediately break an egg into the centre of the well and beat the paste until the egg is absorbed. Do the same for the other egg until you get a smooth glossy paste.

    This is the part where your arm will get really tired so I suggest you use an electric mixer with a paddle attachment for the job.

    Spoon the paste into a pastry bag fitted with a half-inch round tip and pipe circular mounds onto a non-stick baking sheet. For large puffs, pipe them 2 inches in diameter. This will yield puffs about 3 inches in diameter. For small puffs, pipe 1 inch mounds that will yield 1.5 inch puffs.

    For large puffs, bake for 20 minutes till lightly browned, then reduce temperature to 190C and bake for a further 10 - 15 minutes more. For small puffs, bake for 20 minutes till golden brown.


    Remove from oven when done, and let cool completely while you make the filling.

    There are plenty of options as far as fillings go. You can go quick and easy with a scoop of your favourite ice cream, chocolate whipped cream, whipped cream and strawberries, or a creamy eggy custard. The list isn't exhaustive, so go with whatever you feel like.

    Here's the recipe for the custard (also known as creme patissiere):

    • 80g sugar
    • 3 egg yolks
    • 30g flour
    • 220ml whipping cream
    • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    • 1/2 tablespoon butter

    Heat whipping cream until boiling. Beat sugar and egg yolks with a wire whisk until the mixture is pale yellow. When the whisk is lifted from the mixture, a thin ribbon should stream off the whisk. Add the flour and beat until smooth.

    Pour a small amount of boiling cream into the egg mixture, whisking well. Continue to add the hot cream slowly to the egg mixture in batches, whisking well in between. This will proof the egg mixture, preventing the eggs from cooking as the eggs meet the hot liquid.

    Return the egg and cream mixture to the saucepan and bring to a boil on medium heat. Keep whisking as it comes to a boil, and the mixture will start to thicken. Cook for a total of 2 - 3 minutes, taking care not to let the custard at the bottom of the pan scorch. Remove from heat, and beat in butter and vanilla. Let the custard cool completely before using.


    Assembling the puffs are the easiest part. Simply open up the sliced puff shells, pipe in the filling into the bottom half and replace the top half of the shell.

    I'm keeping things simple today. Just a fresh whipped cream filling with fresh diced strawberries.

    Fluffy Buttermilk Pancakes

    Image coutesy of Getty. Will upload mine soon!

    Mmm mmmm... there's nothing quite like the smell of freshly-made pancakes as you wake up in the morning.

    Buttermilk is the liquid left behind after churning milk into cream. The tartness of buttermilk is due to the presence of acid in the milk. The increased acidity is primarily due to lactic acid, a byproduct naturally produced by lactic acid bacteria while fermenting lactose, the primary sugar found in milk.

    All that science aside, this means that the acidity reacts with the baking powder and soda for an extra fluffy and light pancake. Of course, it also adds a great flavour, which is icing on the proverbial pancake.

    You can have them plain, or add a handful of fresh berries or chocolate chips as well.

    • 130g plain flour
    • 1 teaspoon baking powder
    • 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 2 tablespoons sugar
    • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
    • 240ml buttermilk
    • 40g unsalted butter, melted
    • Extra melted butter for greasing the pan

    In a large bowl whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt and sugar. In a separate bowl whisk together the egg, buttermilk, and melted butter. Add the egg mixture to the flour mixture, all at once, and stir or whisk just until combined. The batter should have some small lumps. Make sure you do not over mix the batter or the pancakes will be tough.

    Heat a frying pan or griddle over medium high heat, then using a brush, grease the pan with a little melted butter. Using a small ladle or scoop, pour about 1/4 cup of pancake batter onto the pan. When the bottoms of the pancakes are brown and bubbles start to appear on the top surfaces of the pancakes (2-3 minutes), turn over. Cook until lightly browned (about 1-2 minutes).

    Repeat with remaining batter, brushing the pan with melted butter between batches. Serve immediately with butter and maple syrup or some homemade raspberry or strawberry preserves.


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    Perfect scrambled eggs


    The most basic of dishes, but the hardest to get perfect. The three rules of perfect scrambled eggs are:

    1. Start with low heat
    2. Cream
    3. No salt

    Most people tend to cook scrambled eggs by heating up their pan real hot. Then they chuck in the eggs, only to literally scramble to stir as the eggs get overcooked and rubbery before they even have time to grab a spatula. Which is the reason for Rule #1. Starting with a warm (but not hot) pan, gives you time to stir and allows the eggs to cook slowly into a perfect jiggly creamy mass.

    Cream? I think this one needs no explanation. Cream in anything is good.

    Salt goes on AFTER the eggs are cooked. Adding salt during or before the cooking process leaves you with eggs so rubbery you could play ping pong with them.

    • 2 eggs
    • 1 tablespoon heavy cream
    • 1 tablespoon butter

    Lightly whisk together eggs and cream. In a frying pan over very low heat, melt butter. Add egg and cream mixture. Turn the heat up a little and stir constantly. The eggs will begin to thicken as you stir, and once the begin to firm up, remove from heat immediately. Before serving, season with freshly ground salt and pepper to taste.

    Three simple rules for perfect scrambled eggs every time.

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    Sunday, August 22, 2010

    Shrimp Paella


    The Spanish equivalent of a cross between nasi biryani and sar po fan (claypot rice). Surreal but tasty nonetheless. A little bit of writer's block today so I'll let the pictures do the talking.

    • 1 tablespoon olive oil
    • 150g smoked ham, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
    • 1 large onions, finely diced
    • 1 red bell pepper, finely diced
    • 1 teaspoon saffron threads, soaked in 2 tablespoons boiling water
    • 1/4 teaspoon paprika
    • 600ml (or more) chicken broth
    • 1 1/2 cups arborio rice
    • 500g shrimp, peeled and de-veined
    • 1/2 cup pimiento-stuffed green olives, halved

    Heat oil in large skillet over medium-high heat. Add smoked ham, onions, and bell pepper, and sauté until golden brown, about 8 minutes.


    Stir in saffron water and paprika, then 3/4 of the broth and rice. Season with freshly ground salt and pepper, then bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, and simmer covered until rice is almost tender, about 15 minutes.

    Arrange shrimp on top of rice, top with olives, and drizzle with the leftover (or more) broth to moisten. Cover and cook until shrimp are just opaque in center, about 6 minutes.

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    Saturday, August 21, 2010

    Mediterranean Grilled Vegetables


    Zucchini is in season it seems. Saw some super fresh fat green and yellow ones at the supermarket, which means grilled veggies is the order of the day.

    This stuff is fabulous. Simple, but the freshness and flavour of the vegetables come through so well. It makes a great side on it's own, or as a salad tossed with a bit of balsamic vinagrette. You can even stack them up, scatter some of your favourite cheese and tomato sauce in between the layers and grill in a hot oven till cheese melts for a mixed vegetable parmagiana.

    I like to make up a big batch and store it in the fridge because they're even yummy cold.

    • 1 green zucchini
    • 1 yellow zucchini
    • 1 red bell pepper
    • 1 eggplant
    • 5 tablespoon olive oil
    • 1 tablespoon sea salt
    • 1 tablespoon oregano
    • Freshly ground black pepper

    Cut the vegetable into 1cm slices and toss with olive oil, oregano, salt and black pepper. Toss until the seasoning and oil evenly coats the vegetables.


    Heat a grill pan on high heat. Start with the peppers because they take the longest to cook, 5 minutes on each slice. Then grill the zucchini and eggplant, 2 minutes on each side. Resist the urge to move the vegetables or flip them around constantly, so that you get nice clean grill marks.

    Mind the gap

    Undecided about whether or not to cook today. Saturdays are "gap" days. Where there's no one to feed and palming food off to the office on Monday means stuff won't keep.

    The weather looks a little undecided as well. Not quite sunny, with rainclouds building up on the horizon. The neighbours are quarelling again and I really hope no one gets flung out the balcony. All in all, a fairly melancholy afternoon.

    This kind of day calls for comfort food of some kind. Plenty of carbs and lots of flavour in a single bowl I can shovel into my mouth with one hand. Considering the size of my arse lately, maybe I should just go for a run instead.



    When you try your best, but you don't succeed
    When you get what you want, but not what you need
    When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
    Stuck in reverse

    And the tears come streaming down your face
    When you lose something you can't replace
    When you love someone, but it goes to waste
    Could it be worse?

    Lights will guide you home
    And ignite your bones
    And I will try to fix you

    Friday, August 20, 2010

    Melting Chocolate Cupcakes with Raspberry Cream Cheese Frosting


    Just because I love chocolate. Just because I love raspberries. Just because I love cream cheese. Just because I bought a huge bag of Valhorna chocolate. Just because this is what I feel like eating right now.

    I just want to make some really girly and pretty, then demolish it with a man-sized bite.

    • 25g dutch-processed cocoa powder
    • 120 ml boiling hot water
    • 80g plain flour
    • 1 teaspoon baking powder
    • 1/8 teaspoon salt
    • 60g unsalted butter, room temperature
    • 100g caster sugar
    • 2 eggs
    • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
    • 6 teaspoons chocolate chips

    Preheat oven to 190C and line 6 muffin cups with paper liners.

    In a small bowl stir until smooth the boiling hot water and the cocoa powder. Let cool to room temperature. In another bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt.

    Using an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating until smooth. Beat in the vanilla extract. Add the flour mixture and beat only until incorporated. Then add the cooled cocoa mixture and stir until smooth.


    Fill each cup halfway, then add a teaspoon of chocolate chips (or 1 Valhorna button), then top up with more batter till cup is 3/4 full.

    Bake for about 16-20 minutes. A skewer inserted into a cupcake should come out clean. Let the cupcakes cool completely while you make the icing.

    • 115g icing sugar, sifted
    • 55g cream cheese, room temperature
    • 10 raspberries
    • 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

    Beat cream cheese till smooth, then add icing sugar and vanilla and beat till light and creamy. Add the raspberries and continue beating at high speed till the mixture is nice and smooth.

    Spoon into an icing bag and pipe a large swirl over each cupcake. Sprinkle with red decorative sugar and top with a few sugar hearts.

    Thursday, August 19, 2010

    Someone else can cook today

    Damn straight.

    Headed to Buko Nero for dinner tonight. Some fancy chi-chi pooh restaurant apparently, with a waiting list a month out. If the food is as good as they say, I'll probably rip them off and post the recipes at some point.

    In the meantime, just chilling out and listening to music after the monthly pilgrimage to Phoon Huat. Love this track, just so catchy I can't get it out of my head.



    Do you come here much? I swear I've seen your face before
    Hope you don't see me blush, but I can't help but want you more
    Baby tell me what's your story
    I ain't shy, don't you worry
    I'm flirtin with my eyes, wanna leave with you tonight
    So do you come here much, I gotta see your face some more, some more

    I'll never be the same - if we ever meet again
    Won't let you get away - said if we ever meet again
    This free fall's, got me so
    Kiss me all night don't ever let me go
    I'll never be the same
    If we ever meet again
    Say if we ever meet again

    Wednesday, August 18, 2010

    Saffon-Scented Pumpkin and Apple Soup


    Seeing how the weather has been lately, hot soup on a cold day in front of the TV sure sounds like a plan to me.

    That said, it's freakin' hard to get skin off a pumpkin. Vegetable peelers are too wimpy, you'll need to wield a big-ass knife for the job. I haven't figured out an easier way to do it, except to bake or boil the whole damn thing then scoop out the soft flesh afterwards. But that requires more pots and pans and hence more wash up, so I'm sticking with the big-ass knife and some elbow grease.

    For this recipe, I've added some red apple for a hint of sweetness. And because I have such a shitload of saffron, I'm going to pimp this out with a ton of the stuff.

    Serves 4 (meal) or 6 (appetizer):
    • 600g pumpkin, peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes
    • 1 red apple, peeled and diced
    • 1/2 white onion, diced
    • 1 clove garlic, finely chopped (can be replaced with 1 tablespoon roasted garlic paste)
    • 1 litre chicken stock
    • 1 teaspoon saffron threads, soaked in 3 tablespoons hot water for 30 minutes
    • 1/2 cup cream
    • Freshly ground salt and black pepper

    In a large soup pot, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil. Saute onion and garlic till fragrant and translucent, then add the pumpkin and apple and mix well.

    Add the chicken stock, saffron water and salt and pepper to taste. Bring the soup to a boil, then simmer on low heat for 1 hour until the pumpkin is cooked through and tender.


    Add the cream and mix well, then pour the entire contents of the pot into a blender and hit frappe! You should get a fine texture and creamy consistency. Ladle into bowls and top off with a little swirl of cream for a pretty finish.

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    Apple Buttermilk Cake


    This one's a doozy. I intended to make a French Apple Cake, so I bought apples. Then I realized I have this huge-ass carton of buttermilk meant for the pancakes, of which I'll use just a bit.

    So, I have apples and buttermilk to contend with, which means potential for a Frankenstein's monster.

    OK, this really can't be that bad. It's a good combination as far as leftovers go. A little tweak on a classic apple coffee cake, substituting buttermilk for regular milk, slap on the tarte tartin inspired topping, and voila! Mangy leftovers no more.

    As it turns out, it's a rich moist cake with plenty of spicy apple flavour. The upside-down apple topping really soaks into the cake and gives it a sweet caramel boost. V yum with a steaming hot cup of joe.

    • 30g unsalted butter
    • 250g sugar
    • 80ml water
    • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
    • 3 Granny Smith apples, peeled and thinly sliced

    Preheat oven to 175C and grease a 9-inch round cake tin.

    Melt butter in a saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir in the sugar, water and cinnamon and bring to boil. Add apples and cook until apples are just tender, about 15 minutes. Remove apples from syrup and arrange decoratively in bottom of pan. Continue boiling liquid in skillet until thick and syrupy, about 4 minutes. Pour over apples.


    Now, on to the cake batter.

    • 200g sugar
    • 110g firmly packed brown sugar
    • 115g unsalted butter, softened to room temperature
    • 2 teaspoons baking soda
    • 240ml buttermilk
    • 2 eggs
    • 280g flour
    • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
    • 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
    • 1/2 teaspoon allspice
    • 2 Granny Smith apples, peeled and finely diced

    In a bowl, sift together the flour, spices and baking soda. With an electric mixer, cream butter and sugar till pale yellow. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well in between.

    Add the buttermilk, beating well and scraping down as you go. Finally, add the flour mixture and beat till you have a smooth batter. Finally, gently fold in the apples.

    Pour the batter into the cake tin and bake for 50 minutes.

    When done, flip the cake over on to a cake board and watch the caramelised glaze drip down the sides.

    Tuesday, August 17, 2010

    Panfried Foie Gras with a Balsamic Raspberry Reduction


    This is simple, yet utterly decadent.

    Personally, I don't eat foie gras because I have peasant tastebuds, but since GBF loves it, I'm going to spoil him today.

    The thing that makes foie gras great is it's rich, fatty and buttery flavour, but it can be too much, so often a bit of of an acid contrast is needed to liven it up. I chose raspberries for two reasons. One, I have leftover frozen raspberries from jam making day. Two, it has a strong flavour that won't disappear in the foi gras. But mostly because I have leftovers.

    • 2 pieces goose or duck foie gras, cleaned
    • 10 raspberries
    • 2 tablespoons water
    • 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
    • 1 tablespoon honey
    • Pinch of salt

    In a saucepan, combine raspberries, water, vinegar, honey and salt. Bring to boil, stirring constantly to break up and liquify the berries. Once the sauce has reduced by half into a thick liquid, strain to remove seeds.

    The key to frying foie gras is a very hot pan and quick cooking. If you let the foie gras cook too long, you'll end up with a puddle of very expensive goose fat. In a smoking hot skillet, add a tablespoon of olive oil. Sear one side for 2 minutes until golden brown, then turn and do the other side.

    Once cooked, remove from pan and drizzle over the reduction. Garnish with a side of greens and serve.

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    Crabmeat Pasta in a Creamy Tomato Sauce


    Love eating this in restaurants. Hate that there's never enough crabmeat. Solution? Make it myself at home and load up on the crab.

    The last time I remember eating this was at Surburbia at Sentosa. It's one of my favourite restaurants, mostly because it's quiet, set amidst lush greenery and the food is pretty good too. A perfect hideout on manic weekday nights.

    I'm pulling out all the stops tonight. Premium crabmeat, organic plum cherry tomatoes, wild Greek oregano and pink Australian sea salt.

    Fine dining at home? Totally, absa-f**kin-lutely possible.

    Serves 4:
    • 4 cups cooked crabmeat
    • 1 can roma tomatoes
    • 1/2 cup white wine
    • 2 cloves garlic, finely minced
    • 1/2 teaspoon oregano
    • 4 basil leaves, finely sliced
    • 2 tablespoons cream
    • 8 cherry tomatoes, halved
    • Salt and pepper to taste


    If you're using frozen or raw crabmeat, make sure it's thoroughly thawed and drained nefore you start. Heat a frying pan with 2 tablespoons of butter, saute till done and set aside.

    In a pot, heat up olive oil on medium heat and saute the garlic till soft and fragrant. Add canned tomatoes and break up into small bits with your spoon. Add wine, oregano and basil and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Reduce the heat and let simmer till liquid has reduced by half and is nice and thick.

    Just before serving, add the crabmeat, cherry tomatoes and cream to the sauce and let simmer for 2 minutes. Season with freshly ground black pepper and salt to taste. Add cooked pasta (preferably linguine) and mix well.

    To serve, place a small mound of pasta on a plate, and top off with a generous helping of sauce and meat. Delish.

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    Lemon Meringue Pie


    No rain today. Instead, it's retarded hot outside so I reckon something bright and sunny is the perfect thing to bake.

    Lemon meringue pie isn't all that common here, and I don't know why that is. It's a great play on contrasting flavours and textures that come together so nicely. The slightly bland and crisp pie shell with a tart creamy custard, topped off with a sweet fluffy meringue. Luuurvely.

    First, make the crust. If you can't be arsed, go ahead and use frozen pastry or even ready-made pie crust. Hey man, I ain't judging...

    • 135g flour
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 90g cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces
    • 50ml cold water

    Preheat oven to 175C.

    Combine flour and salt in in an electric mixer. Add the butter and use dough hook attachment to beat until pea-sized nuggets form.


    Add the water and continue to mix until dough just comes together.

    Turn out the dough onto a lightly floured surface. Roll dough out into a circle that's 3cm larger than the pie tin. Line the greased pie tin with the dough and lightly prick the bottom with a form. Place a layer of baking paper and fill with baking beans or rice to weigh the shell down.


    Bake for 30 minutes till golden brown. Let the pie shell cool completely while you make the filling.

    • 385ml water
    • 180g sugar
    • 1/4 teaspoon salt
    • 1 lemon, juice and zest
    • 35g cornstarch
    • 2 egg yolks
    • 20g butter

    Combine 3/4 of the water, sugar, lemon juice and zest in a saucepan and bring to a boil. In a separate bowl, lightly whisk together remaining water, cornstarch and egg yolk.

    When the lemon juice mixture comes to a boil, temper the mixture with the yolk and cornstarch mixture. Put the combined mixture back on the stove on medium heat and boil until thickened. Once that happens, remove from heat immediately and stir in the butter.

    Pour the filling into the pie shell and let cool to room temperature before chilling in the fridge for a further 1 hour.


    • 2 egg whites
    • 200g caster sugar
    • 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

    Beat the egg whites, sugar and cream of tartar until stiff peaks form. Pipe onto filled pie and bake at 220C for 3 minutes until meringue is lightly browned. If you have a butane torch, skip the oven altogether and simply burn the tops before serving.

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    Monday, August 16, 2010

    Monday Interlude

    Today is grocery day after dropping off the triple chocolate cake at the office. According to inside sources, the hungry hordes descended upon in and it was gone in 60 seconds. Evidence of unabashed chocoholism I say.

    The rain has eased up and it's a cool breezy night, perfect for sitting on my terrace and listening to music. The mood is somewhere between pensive and pouty. Rainy days tend to have that effect on me.

    But joy! GBF is coming over for dinner tomorrow, so I can get cracking on the foie gras, crabmeat pasta and lemon meringue pie. Which probably makes the cup noodles I'll have for dinner tonight just that little bit more ironic.



    Look at you now, you've disenchanted,
    can't believe how things can change.
    Take a little out of life and things get strange.
    And now you find the wishes you were granted,
    things you thought were in your hands,
    have slipped away.
    How much can you withstand?

    The wasted time, the money spent,
    a sign that reads 'For Sale or Rent'.
    And everything is at a standstill,
    and where's someone who'll be on hand till
    you're no longer disenchanted,
    thinking everything is wrong?

    You know you're not the only one to wait so long.
    I wonder, can you try again?
    Are you that strong?

    Sunday, August 15, 2010

    Triple Chocolate Cake


    Chocoholics, this is your ultimate fix. The equivalent of mainlining in the world of a chocolate addict.

    Seriously, there's chocolate cakes, then there's the mother of all chocolate cakes. Imagine a intensely rich chocolate cake, sandwiched between layers of satiny whipped cream ganache to keep the cake moist, then topped off with a melting chocolate glaze. To die for.

    The recipe is courtesy of the legendary Rose Levy Beranbaum and her Cake Bible. Yes, it is indeed the bible.

    For the Devils Food Cake:
    • 55g cocoa powder
    • 240ml boiling water
    • 3 eggs
    • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    • 235g flour
    • 300g caster sugar
    • 2/3 teaspoon baking soda
    • 2/3 teaspoon salt
    • 225g butter, softened

    Preheat oven to 175C with rack in middle and grease a 9-inch round springform cake tins.

    Whisk together the cocoa powder and hot water until smooth and let cool to room temperature. In a mixing bowl, lightly beat eggs, about a quarter of the cocoa mixture and the vanilla extract.

    With an electric mixer, combine the dry ingredients on low speed, then add butter and the remaining 3/4 of the cocoa mixture. Keep mixing till all the ingredients are moistened, then increase to high speed for another 1.5 minutes to introduce air into the batter.

    Gradually add the egg mixture to the batter in 3 batches, beating well in between and scraping down the bowl. Pour the batter into the cake tin and bake for 20 - 30 minutes. The cake is done when the edges starts pulling away from the sides of the tin and a skewer inserted in the middle comes out clean.


    Let the cake cool in the tins for 10 - 15 minutes, then remove from tin and place on a wire rack till completely cool. In the meantime, make the whipped ganache filling.

    • 230g bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped if not using buttons or chips
    • 475ml cream
    • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

    Melt the chocolate and 2/3 of the cream in a bowl set over lightly simmering water. Set aside to cool completely.

    With an electric mixer, whip remaining cream till beater marks start to show, then add the chocolate mixture and continue beating till soft peaks form.

    Now, on to assembling the cake.


    Slice the cake lengthwise into 3 layers. Place one layer on a wire rack and spread a layer of whipped cream ganache, followed by a layer of cake. Repeat until you get three layers of chocolate heaven. Frost the top and sides of the cake, then stick the cake into the fridge to chill while you make the chocolate glaze:

    • 110g bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped if not using buttons or chips
    • 100ml cream
    • 1 tablespoon butter

    Place chocolate into a mixing bowl. Bring cream to a boil in a saucepan till simmering. Pour hot cream over the chocolate and stir till melted. Let stand for awhile until cooled slightly but still of a pouring consistency.

    To finish off, place the cake on the wire rack over a plate or baking sheet to catch the excess glaze. Pour the glaze over the top of the cake, letting the glaze drip down the sides to cover it completely.

    Transfer to a cake board and chill for another hour before shooting up (aka eating).


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